It’s an old story.
The scorpion says to the frog, “Hey, frog. Give me a lift to the other side of the pond.”
Frog says, “No way. You’ll sting me and I’ll die.”
Scorpion says, “Will not! ‘Cause then we’ll both drown.”
Frog says, “Cool.”
So the scorpion gets on the frog’s back and frog makes it to the middle of the pond and scorpion stings him.
As the frog is going down he says, “Why would you do that? Now we’ll both drown.”
Scorpion say,: “Sorry, it’s just my nature.”
Frog (me). Scorpion (you).
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(after a pause) I always thought it was a turtle.
